our trip up north was quite the experience at the weekend, we played a place called hustlers in dundee with some other bands. one of which we’re awesome guys from perth with the greatest band name in the world ‘hounds of audio prime‘. the other shall remain nameless, mainly because i don’t know it and because of their disturbing habit. never in all my years of playing live have i ever seen someone touch their cock so much on stage. now i’m not sure if he was making sure his fly was still up or as the hounds have suggested – he was raising awareness for testicular cancer, but it was quite a distraction.

by the time we took to the stage we were so disturbed by the experience, we had to bring it up, hence the change in song title. ‘hold on me’ is now titled ‘cock toucher from dundee’.

so we are going to hunt them down and go to another show and play a drinking game, that every time he ‘checks himself’ we take a drink. i think we’ll be wrecked by the first track.

in other news, i did find out what it looks like inside a toilet at the venue.

you always learn new things at gigs.

see you friday – classic grand in glasgow!

acb x